HAHAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR BOOK NOW SUCKER!

The cat's out of the bag!

I saw that like, 10 seconds prior to this post.

THERE'S NO WAY TO SAY YTMND'S WRONG

Yeah, I'm sure someone got the book and put it on the internet.  I would've heard about it if they had, you idiot.

Nice try.

Actually, that's a real copy of the book that someone nabbed.

Those are the best bits, the real thing is a big PDF with a picture of each separate page that was put onto some Peer-to-Peer sharing program.

ANGRY_JERK! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! I FUCKING SWEAR I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR GODDAMN ASS WHEN I COME THROUGH PENNSLYVANIA ON MY WAY BACK TO MILWAUKEE!  I'M ALSO GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE PUBLISHERS!!!!!!

If what you said is actually true. I'm still not completely convinced.  DON'T PROVIDE MORE EVIDENCE!!

IF I GOT NEAR YOU, I WOULD STRANGLE YOU!  poAIHBSDILSALIDBAS'DG

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LMAO, oh, so fucking threatening !!!!11111One!!!1

Shizzle!

Calm down, HP. Have faith in plot twists.

Here's the REAL ending: HP buys Compaq, which recently acquired Digital. Then a lousy CEO breaks HP into two companies, a computer manufacturer and an equipment and R&D company. Industry insiders and commentators shake their heads at the poor thinking on her part. Both of the new companies quickly slide down the toilet. Most of their business is eventually farmed out overseas.

But where's the MAGIC, Mr. Sir? Where's the magic?

Also,

Deardeadly wrote:

Calm down, HP.

I think that's the whole reason AJ posted this.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I downloaded the whole book yesterday. It's the authentic thing alright. Borders and all got copies in advance. This one guy took a picture of every page with a camera.

The way Voldemort dies is ultra lame.

HIS OWN KILLING CURSE REBOUNDS BACK AT HIM

All right, all right, I'm just fucking around...

SIKE!

Typical, JK Rowling can't finish a book for crap.

Where's the part where Harry fucking throws Voldemort off the top of a building, huh?

I would have liked it if Harry proceeded to fuck his corpse.

that's the thing I never really got about the series.

If Voldemort really wanted Harry dead, he could have just stomped his dome. No magic can protect you from squashing baby brains.

Qevosk wrote:

that's the thing I never really got about the series.

If Voldemort really wanted Harry dead, he could have just stomped his dome. No magic can protect you from squashing baby brains.

The publisher is issuing subpoenas over the leak. So yeah, I'd say that means it's real.

http://cbs5.com/local/local_story_199142225.html

Shit yo. The SWAT team is gonna kick down my door and crash through my windows!

In response to what you put in the Angry_Jerk thread (THIS COMPUTER IS RETARDED AND KEEPS LOGGING ME OFF WHENEVER I GO IN A THREAD THAT I WAS IN BEFORE I LOGGED IN), I WIN! HAHAHA! I signed you up for so many mailing lists that you'll have to get a new email for your shitty little site where you rant about pointless crap that no one cares about. 

In fact, I think I'll sign you up for another hundred or so now.

Give it a rest Emily, you still got pwnd big time.

Oh wow, what a minor inconvenience! I actually had to click a few buttons to get rid of it all!

I had a feeling someone would do this and decided not to come on demonlime untill id finished the book, and im SO GLAD i did. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA UNLUCKY HP.

Clouded is smarter than HP.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Damn right.

Im shokin ;) :O)

I still think your an asshole for doing this though AJ.
HP probably commit suicide cause of you.

Let's not get our hopes up.

BRB sandwich.

Clouded wrote:

I still think your an asshole for doing this though AJ.
HP probably commit suicide cause of you.

You insulted Angry_Jerk? You're totally fucked up!

HP is a bad ass but never as much as Angry_Jerk and you should not insult him under any circumstances.

Of course, Ricard is the number one bad ass around here and I hope he'll try to convince Angry_Jerk so that he doesn't retaliate too much against you for insulting him in such way.