That this forum has gone to the shitter.

I mean, people rarely post anymore, and when they do, it's usually shit like "Twinklestar's sexxy ass online b-day party" or bumping old ass topics.

We have no trolls here, ever since the Billys left. I don't think Gash has posted in a while. I said it before. Every forum needs a troll, and a person that nobody likes. I tried to be the troll, and troll new people, but there's rarely any posts worth trolling these days.

This place has become boring. I miss the good old days at The NeTw0rK.

hey no worry Angry jerk Ricard here I bring now words of wise.  if fart in house open window.  If poop in toilet flush.  If fart in house and poop in toilet Ricard somewhere in room.

I never posted on The NeTw0rK, so I don't know what it was like back then. I do know that things were a lot more interesting here when I first joined. I know that MrEricSir is a really busy guy, but it would be more fun around here if he updated the site regularly again. Maybe when he's done with school...?

Also, I miss Diptera and Tirobir.

Tirobir was killed too? He posts more frequently than you do.

Well, posted. Seeing as he's dead now. I was a troll at one point, but the site's inactive now.

Peeves, the fucking scumbag, has given up with his column and this is the real blue chip of this site. If this mother fucker Peeves would be back, it would be as cool as to have back the pussy Billies and the moronic Metal Balls (although in terms of morons, we have Clouded). What should we do to have this dumbtarded Peeves back?

Pay a contribution to Demon Lime so Peeves can have a significant raise?

Organize a posse to force him back to his job as an advice columnist (thanks to Angry_Jerk, I like th idea of forming posses)?

Or ask Angry_Jerk to replace Peeves as the advice columnist in a team with Ricard?

Sell Demon Lime to a new administration?

I suggest the users of Demon Lime send a contribution of let's say $10 per month and with this, have Demon Lime offer a salary raise to Peeves.

So, I ask the directors of Demon Lime to implement a system where the readers of Peeves or the ones that ask him questions have to pay. Ads and publicity aren't enough to support the salary of Demon Lime's most important contributor after MrEricSir. 

Since February 11th I had a girlfriend and since March 4th I've had a full time job. I don't have the girlfriend now but I think I will use my free time for other stuff.

A good forum doesn't have trolls, it has posters with different opinions who help make interesting conversations happen. We haven't had a lot of that.

I'm at Twinklestar's house right now, and Billy's site Heretic Gamer has this guy who joined named "fartguylikestodrinkjuice".  Billy was like, "I know this guy is going to be a troll, I know it!  But he has to start posting first."  He didn't, so now that Billy went to bed I got a username called "fartguylikestodrinkjuice2," but I got banned right away by this fucking moderator for starting a thread about farting and drinking juice at the same time!

Tirobir wrote:

Since February 11th I had a girlfriend and since March 4th I've had a full time job. I don't have the girlfriend now but I think I will use my free time for other stuff. A good forum doesn't have trolls, it has posters with different opinions who help make interesting conversations happen. We haven't had a lot of that.

A good forum has enough people so that the site can ban trolls and the forum still remain active. Explosm.net has a forum where the simplest grammatical errors lead to day-long bans, which helps to build an intelligent forum community, and the site still has people on it.

Qevosk wrote:

Tirobir wrote:

Since February 11th I had a girlfriend and since March 4th I've had a full time job. I don't have the girlfriend now but I think I will use my free time for other stuff. A good forum doesn't have trolls, it has posters with different opinions who help make interesting conversations happen. We haven't had a lot of that.

A good forum has enough people so that the site can ban trolls and the forum still remain active. Explosm.net has a forum where the simplest grammatical errors lead to day-long bans, which helps to build an intelligent forum community, and the site still has people on it.

Yeah. A good forum needs a couple dozen regulars.

Angry_Jerk wrote:

That this forum has gone to the shitter. I mean, people rarely post anymore, and when they do, it's usually shit like "Twinklestar's sexxy ass online b-day party" or bumping old ass topics. We have no trolls here, ever since the Billys left. I don't think Gash has posted in a while. I said it before. Every forum needs a troll, and a person that nobody likes. I tried to be the troll, and troll new people, but there's rarely any posts worth trolling these days. This place has become boring. I miss the good old days at The NeTw0rK.

Hey Jerk, I'm the person here that nobody likes!

You know how a group of bored people will just sit around talking about how bored they are, without ever getting up and playing frisbee, or football, or building a tree fort or something? Well, maybe instead of posting about how lame the site is, we should just start posting interesting stuff again. Then the site won't be so lame anymore.

If we really want new people to join, we should give them a reason to. I wouldn't want to join a site where all the established members just bitch about how much it sucks here.

Epershandrea wrote:

Well, maybe instead of posting about how lame the site is, we should just start posting interesting stuff again. Then the site won't be so lame anymore.

First move: Bring back Peeves.

Second move: Get Lord Raidis to make a Peeves comic. He got featured in Maddox's book, so he should bring in some hits.

Third move: I get off my lazy ass and make a few cheap Flash movies.

Fourth move: I get drunk and piss on my neighbor's kids while they're playing in the alley way. That'll teach them to call me fat.

Epershandrea wrote:

...building a tree fort...

Yeah, let's build a tree-fort!

Angry_Jerk wrote:

First move: Bring back Peeves.

I agree with you, but one thing is sure, Peeves is certainly underpaid. We need to implement a system where we pay to read Peeves' columns and where those who ask Peeves questions also remit Peeves or DemonLime a small fee.

Let's say we start by $ 5.00 per month to have a reading access to Peeves' columns and let's say, $ 1.00 per question for asking Peeves some advice.

Of course, you'll object and say: "Hey bougalou, if people need to pay to ask advice questions to Peeves, no one will ever ask him anything anymore."  You may be right, but an advice question being answered by Peeves would result in the original poster to be reimbursed.

Ricard wrote:

hey no worry Angry jerk Ricard here I bring now words of wise. if fart in house open window. If poop in toilet flush. If fart in house and poop in toilet Ricard somewhere in room.

Ricard is a real bad-ass! And Ricard is to Demon Lime what apple pie is to motherhood. 

Peeves should come back.  He was the only reason I started coming to Demon Lime.

^Same.

He's probably the reason most people started coming to Demon Lime.

Why did he leave, actually?

He didn't leave, the site couldn't support him or something.

clouded wrote:

Why did he leave, actually?

What an asshole. Good riddance.

Let's give Ricard his own column. 

Ho's let me tell you dat dis problem is extremely simple. All ya gotsa do is get some ladies with big round asses and you be gettin real gangsta's up in here. 

Epershandrea wrote:

clouded wrote:

Why did he leave, actually?

Eric didn't have time to deal with his bullshit. He was too high maintenance. He wanted his own private dressing room, and he refused to drink anything but Perrier chilled to exactly 47 degrees fahrenheit. What an asshole. Good riddance.

So Eric couldn't deal with himself being high maintenance?

I_love_HP wrote:

So Eric couldn't deal with himself being high maintenance?

But I thought that Peeves was a female member of this site =\.

And if Perrier was chilled to 47 degrees, you'd friggen' scald yourself on it.

twinklestar wrote:

Let's give Ricard his own column.

Qevosk wrote:

He didn't leave, the site couldn't support him or something.

 It used to support him, what's changed?

I hate posts like these because they do absolutely nothing. So Angry Jerk if you're so unhappy I suggest you leave to a better site/forum/place and the same goes for everyone else who is so unhappy.
I mean that in the nicest way possible.

I hate myself and I slit my wrists.