...I want your hands washed and you ready for dinner. Now, move, dammit! Or it's no oxygen for a month!
My mom will be saying that in a few minutes.
Including the oxygen part?
Maybe if I stay on the computer too long
My parents used to hit me with a 2 x 4 with a nail in it. They don't do that anymore. This week.
Aw, man. But oxygen's my favorite!
Tirobir wrote:My parents used to hit me with a 2 x 4 with a nail in it. They don't do that anymore. This week.
deardeadly wrote:Aw, man. But oxygen's my favorite!
Listen, Mildred, tough love is the only way. We sold your brother into slavery for not doing his homework and we've seen what a man that's made him into.
deardeadly wrote:Tirobir wrote:My parents used to hit me with a 2 x 4 with a nail in it. They don't do that anymore. This week. That's so nice of them to give the puncture wounds some time to heal. They must really love you.
They needed to use it for the roof.
What amazing people, keeping a roof over your head like that. You should really be more grateful for everything they've done for you.
I always make sure to say, "Thank you sir, may I please have another?" whenever I'm DJing songs on a radio station...I mean, when I get my lickings.
My parents like to have me play "how long can you hold your breath?" unsupervised in the toilet.
In ten minutes, YOU could have this BRAND NEW car!!
how would i acquire this car?
Hold on man, you have to wait ten minutes.
And that's ALL it will take to fill out this small SURVEY, after which you may be the proud owner of this BRAND NEW CAR! It's as simple as that!
This is a lackluster site,may I speak to the owner?
Has anybody seen my ham?
Jeeves wrote:Has anybody seen my ham?
^You took the < a>< /a> right out of my fingers.
I don't get html. I really never thought it was useful to learn, but now I'm jealous.
Kevosk wrote:I don't get html.
That's cold.
In 10 minutes i shall die............ watch this space.
Been about 10 hours. Still alive?
nope!
Aww, that's too bad. Now who's boobs will we make threads about?
I_love_HP 's
You would want talk about that.
Eulàlia doesn't want to talk about anyone's boobs.
Hey Eric, how many posts per new page?
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...I want your hands washed and you ready for dinner. Now, move, dammit! Or it's no oxygen for a month!