Ok so today I walk down street and than I have to take big piss.  I can no go to bathroom in street anymore so I walk into store.  Indian man who work there very mean and all like "Retroom fo paying cutomer onnnnny!"  So I say "Ey listen I must take big piss I buy stuff here all time man." And than he say no and I say why than he say "Becut man shit on floor."  "I say what and he say "Becut man shit on floor."  So I very mad and I say fuck you bitch and walk away.  So I go to gas station and Indian man there say "hello how are you nite wetta we are having totay."  I say I need to go to bathroom than he say no.  I get very mad now so I go to back and break down door.  I so mad I piss on the floor and this in Seniorita bathroom.  Than I take a shit in the sink.  Was this wrong or am I right for this?

Justified, since the Indian guys were being douche bags.

For your rehabilitation from jail, you should have asked for diapers, then no need to pee in shops owned by Indians nor to poop in the streets.

You let go away your body liquids and solids and just throw the diaper anywhere around in the street or in a back alley (or leave if just behind the tire of a parked car so it can drive on it when leaving and smear the masterpiece all around).

But other than potentially wearing diapers, what you did is totally okay, it's their fucking jobs to clean the toilets anyway.

You should have fed them to the ogres. >: (

Ricard wrote:

hello how are you nite wetta we are having totay.

indian folks do not apprecaite a good bathroom.

dilly d wrote:

indian folks do not apprecaite a good bathroom.

Let me guess, this is billy101.

hmmm
ok shouldi ruin the fun and say it was wrong??
Not take a joke like the rest of you ?
Yea ok. Thing about Gash is she says what she thinks no matter what. Therefore yea it was wrong!!
very wrong and crude.

"Big Piss" that, makes up for a great post.
That, and all the retarded lingo.

Why didn't you just buy a goddamn pack of gum or some shit? 

Yeah, if you chew gum while taking big piss you got extra style.

I no allowed to use food stamps on gum anymore

Thus the eternal question. Can gum be considered food?

If ya swallow it, maybe.

Most packs of gum have a little disclaimer that says, "Not a low calorie food". So, according to the gum industry, it is indeed a food.

Huzzah! I answered the eternal question! Now we can all die happy.

deardeadly wrote:

Huzzah! I answered the eternal question! Now we can all die happy.

I need to get laid again first.

same!

Tirobir wrote:

I need to get laid again first.

Good luck, Tirobir, and Godspeed.

deardeadly wrote:

Now we can all die happy.

Tirobir wrote:

I need to get laid again first.

gash wrote:

same!

LOL

\o/

Tirobir, can you reach all the way to London?

I will drive there. I'm going to take the Atlantic Superbridge.

Oh, that's finished construction? I should go and by a transatlantic supercar so I can beat you there.

And yes, Ricard, what you did was wrong. You totally should have pushed the chick off the toilet and used it, then left without flushing.

ummm Tirobir and sack both in london?

Nah i don't think so.

Sack, you will have to stay here and hold down the fort.

How convenient! Now some chump named Sack will have to hold down the fort while I drive/sail/drail/sive out to London.

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