First things first: we all need three letter titles that start with the letter C.

I have dibs on CEO.

CKG

Chairman Kevin Gontovnick.

GET ME A COFFEE BITCH

I am CCC - Chief Chairman of CCC.

CIA

Central Intelligence Agency. You're all busted, motherfuckers.

I am KGB. Kooler Gash-governing Body.

^ That doesn't start with a C. I'm afraid you've been demoted to CTS, Chief Custodial Officer. Here's your toilet brush and mop. Now get to work.

Can I get a title?

No.

Hip-Hapster wrote:

^ That doesn't start with a C. I'm afraid you've been demoted to CTS, Chief Custodial Officer. Here's your toilet brush and mop. Now get to work.

Because, um...

THE CIGARETTES ARE MINE!!

But it's certainly not a typo. No way.

Damn, cigarettes are expensive in England! That's almost $10 a pack. I guess 'cause there's such a high demand.

Those machines are usually in places where they can overcharge people that "need a fix, man!"

Yeah they are expensive but I think they are cheaper in shops than in those machines.

Isn't everything in England more expensive?

People like to smoke fags in England.

fag drag

xD ROFL

English fags smoke English fags.

That doesn't sound too enjoyable for the English fag being smoked, if they actually light it on fire like they do to cigarettes. 

omg hp your so dumb

he was talking about fag cigarettes

And the fags who smoke them.

I only smoke Botschafter fags.

I only smoke Export As.

Because they put the A back in Export?

(I tried)

I don't smoke cigarettes.  I smoke CRACK!  GIVE ME SOME CRACK OR I'LL STAB YOU AND SMOKE YOUR BLOOD!

That sounds like a line from a GWAR movie.

Hip-Hapster wrote:

Isn't everything in England more expensive?

 Yeah, England sucks. USA FTW.

Jargonathan wrote:

I only smoke Botschafter fags.

Clouded wrote:

USA FTW.

Coricidin Cough and Cold

My "preview" for drugs. I met Jesus on it.

I found out that I am Jesus. Not on CCC though.

Hold on to that belief, take a whole pack of Triple C, and you'll be doing miracles.

P.S. While you're in the miracle joy, don't forget to make me rich.

Tirobir wrote:

I am CCC - Chief Chairman of CCC.

CCC is already something: Cheat Code Central, often abbreviated Cheat CC or CCC