Tell me about the little things that make you smile, or the little things that piss you off.

I hate it when someone says, "Hi, how are you?" And you say, "I'm just fine, thanks. How are you?" And they don't answer because they weren't listening to your response at all.

I love it when I'm driving on the freeway and I can change lanes without my tires hitting any of the reflectors.

I love speedruns of old games.

I hate it, when that nutcase, also known as Bougalou posts meaningless shit.

I will like it when Metal Balls will shut the fuck up.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I use it as an aftershave.

I hate it when you're at Great America, and you sit down on the roller coaster and realize that the kid who was in this seat before you droppped his iPod mini, so you put it in your pocket and, being the decent human being that you are, say to yourself that you'll give it back to him if you see him again before you leave the park. Then, you see him in the arcade, and you go up to him and say, "Hey, is this yours?" And he doesn't smile or even look at you as he says, "Oh. Yeah," and walks away.

Good for nothing little ungrateful piece of teenage poo. Obviously, he wasn't beaten enough as a child.

Today I had a little thing that sucked. I was taking 101 back from stuff I was doing in Redwood City to go hang out in Palo Alto. The drive took me about 45 minutes. At more normal speeds, it takes about 5 - 8. I decided to stay conscious and entertained by seeing if I could steer the whole way with my left thigh. It wasn't very easy, I felt.

Anyway, when I got close to the PA exit I needed, I flipped the radio around and heard a traffic report mentioning that there was a big accident right there and everything for several miles in either direction had slowed to a crawl.

So, basically, hearing the name of the road you're approaching on the traffic news as a place to avoid is a little bad thing.

A little good thing is seeing someone nice you haven't seen in a while. (Which happened shortly after.)

I bet we were both in Redwood City at the same time today. It's a safe bet, because I spent most of today there.

I'm there on Thursdays a lot.

I hate it when white girls pretend to be Puerto Rican. One time, some white girl said she was Puerto Rican, so I asked her what the capital of Puerto Rico was, and she was like "Uh... Puerto Rico!"When informed she was wrong, and an idiot, her response was "Shut da fuck up white boy!"

I hate it when people who carry towels with them don't know who Douglas Adams is.

metalbaz wrote:

I hate it, when that nutcase, also known as Bougalou posts meaningless shit.

I like it when the comma's use is all fucked up, like in this post cited above. Metal Balls is really a poetry genius (actually, he's also a pussy twat asswipe!)

I hate all of you fucktards!

I like the word "fucktards."

Schizophrenics talking to themselves while I'm waiting for the bus.

Those fucking idiots with afros with "forget" their comb in the middle of their head. How in the world is that cool? Yuck.

MrEricSir wrote:

I hate it when people who carry towels with them don't know who Douglas Adams is.

I love the adrenaline rush you get when you catch a salmon in the middle of the ocean.

I love this:

Deardeadly is one weird little bad-ass.

Aw, shucks. You're making me blush.

i like telling people they are a freak ass bitch.

Little things? oh..I was gonna say plastic surgery but that's not little. I was then gonna move on to slags but that's not little. I was gonna say world hunger, war in the middle east, the expansion of the EU but no that's not little. So the thing that annoys me is metlballz and impeeves's cock...now that's little!

PWNAGE

gash wrote:

Little things? oh..I was gonna say plastic surgery but that's not little. I was then gonna move on to slags but that's not little. I was gonna say world hunger, war in the middle east, the expansion of the EU but no that's not little. So the thing that annoys me is metlballz and impeeves's cock...now that's little!

Your grammar fucking sucks ass. I have trouble understanding.

Metalballz there is nothing dramatically wrong with my grammer. Anyone who can chew gum and walk at the same time can read it. Ooops wait sorry I forgot u aren't smart enough to do that!
my mistake.

Go cover up your tits before you come here and try to "insult" me. It makes you look like a whore, and pervs such as Angry_Jerk and Ricard are probably jacking off to you at this moment.

gash wrote:

Little things? oh..I was gonna say plastic surgery but that's not little. I was then gonna move on to slags but that's not little. I was gonna say world hunger, war in the middle east, the expansion of the EU but no that's not little. So the thing that annoys me is metlballz and impeeves's cock...now that's little!

First of all it's metalbaz and not metlballz... Even if you wanna make fun of my name, make fun correctly, dumb ass. And as for my dick being little, how'd you know? Have you seen it? You're so desperate that you claim you have seen my dick and even worse than that you post about it here. How desperate!

First of all....go cover up my tits?
They are covered you dumbass that is a top i'm wearing. actually even if i was fucking naked it doesn't concern you. I can wear whatever the fuck I want cause i know I've got self respect and am not a ho unlike your mother.
Second of all those pervs can wank off to whatever they want...no skin off my nose.
And thirdly i don't give a rats ass whther i got your name right or not. Neither do icare about grammer so go fuck a tree u swinebag.
As for your microscopic cock I know it's small cause you talk like a guy with a small dick...and having just read your reply confirms my theory.
Also i must apologise for putting im peeve's name there. I didn't mean his cock, I just meant yours.

Hey guys, let's keep the flame war in the Fire Pit, k?

Recently, I found a dog tag on the ground that had the name Deuce Newson engraved on it. Seriously, mad props to whoever named their dog Deuce Newson.