Ricard, m' boy! It happens to the best of us! Why, even the biggest pimp here (Billy101) has had this experience a few times. Tell this ugly slitch you're too good for her, then fuck her best friend behind her back. Make sure you cum on her friend's face for extra effect.
YAUZA!!!! You really think that would work?!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dream on mate, dream on.
Here how it go down. I very pissed so I find out new manager work at dollar store and no know Ricard. I call and say to manager hola senior this Javier I want to talk with Maria. He say no no she very busy now. So I say ey fuck you chicano I talk with Maria or I come down and beat you like a pinata. Hey say try it homes and hang up. I say no no not happening. So I go down to dollar store and walk into when Maria no see me. I go to back and pick out toilet plunger and paper plates and walk to cashier when Maria there. She start say ey you leave store right now Ricard go now! I say no no you loco bitch. She say to manager I no serve him he very bad than I say I no know this girl and go to talk with manager. I say listen this girl very mean to me when I walk around store she accuse me of stealing, I see her talk with boyfriend, I see her eat Oreos(I pull out box of Oreos I eat on way to store and say I find them there), she throw condoms at my face, she go to same sex bathroom in store and poop all over seat(I go back and poop all over seat and show him and say Maria do it) and she always say she hate working with fat ass black boy Darnel(manager name). He say yes yes I know she very bad her boyfriend call up today and say bad things to me thank you sir your items on the house today. I say yay and wait outside to over hear conversation. Than I hear manager say Maria I had it with you you always late, you have jerk off boyfriend call me bad names, you poop all over toilet seat, I no need to say more you fired! Go home! Than to top it off I see Maria's bike she go home on so I throw it onto road where truck run over it and bend tire wrong way and break bike. Than I put it back on bike rack so no ride bike home from work. No fuck with Ricard!
Than to top it off I see Maria's bike she go home on so I throw it onto road where truck run over it and bend tire wrong way and break bike. Than I put it back on bike rack so no ride bike home from work. No fuck with Ricard!
I have fight with Maria's boyfriend. I throw garbage can on him he punch me in face and I say no happening. I throw rock at his head when he in back of me than he fall down and Ricard punch him three times than throw garbage can on him. He take hit to face like girl!
I have fight with Maria's boyfriend. I throw garbage can on him he punch me in face and I say no happening. I throw rock at his head when he in back of me than he fall down and Ricard punch him three times than throw garbage can on him. He take hit to face like girl!
And this, my friend, is why you are my absolute favorite member.
Billy101 is someone I know personally, so he can't be gash. Come to think of it, Billy101 hasn't posted on this site in awhile...Oh I remember. He said he transferring the computer into his room and needs to configure the internet or something.
I have fight with Maria's boyfriend. I throw garbage can on him he punch me in face and I say no happening. I throw rock at his head when he in back of me than he fall down and Ricard punch him three times than throw garbage can on him. He take hit to face like girl!
And this, my friend, is why you are my absolute favorite member.
That doesn't count seeing as you are actually Ricard and we all know your fave member is me, obviously. I'm so random and myself you gotta love me
Billy101 is someone I know personally, so he can't be gash.
No-one is me. It would take a genius to make me up. They'd have to know a lot about England and Georgia and on my early days on demonlime I didn't know how to do anything which proves I was a new member!! Stop diminishing my character!!! It is amusing though.
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Ricard go on date! He finally ask Maria from dollar store out to Chilli's restaraunt at local mall. He very very happy! Here is picture of Maria