Scientology gives you superpowers!

MrEricSir's picture
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Sat, 2006-05-06 23:41

Scientology (the only religion that's ever threatened to sue me) will soon offer super powers.

This article about it is "clear"ly an ad for the program.


   

MasterMind's picture
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Sun, 2006-05-07 18:45

Woah, they threatened to sue you?!

Post the story, plz.



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Sun, 2006-05-07 20:43

Is the LaRouche party a religion/cult? One time they tried to convince Ian that going to their party meeting was more important than going to his exam, and that THIS WAS his future! They also tried for a long time to get my phone number. You twats, I'm not that stupid!



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Sun, 2006-05-07 21:06

MasterMind wrote:
Woah, they threatened to sue you?!

Post the story, plz.


Originally the Scientology vs the Weekly World News game at THE NeTw0rK had a photo of Hubbard. I'd stolen the photo from Xenu.net so I assumed it was fair game.

But what I hadn't realized is that it didn't matter if the photo was copyrighted, since Scientology has millions of dollars to throw away on meaningless legal cases and I don't have anything.

Just another case of our "legal" system screwing over the little guy. Same thing happened to SomethingAwful and a few other sites.

Diptera wrote:
Is the LaRouche party a religion/cult? One time they tried to convince Ian that going to their party meeting was more important than going to his exam, and that THIS WAS his future! They also tried for a long time to get my phone number. You twats, I'm not that stupid!

See, LaRouche and Scientology both discourage going to normal schools because they have their own. Let the re-education begin!



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Sun, 2006-05-07 22:40

Ha! I think it's time we start to parody these bitches.



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Mon, 2006-05-08 14:08

I just visited the site. It seems Xenu.net is an anti-Scientology site.



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Mon, 2006-05-08 17:57

MasterMind wrote:
I just visited the site. It seems Xenu.net is an anti-Scientology site.

Exactly, that's why I assumed Scientology/Dianetics/Religious Technology Centre didn't own the copyright to the image.

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The problem with Scientology is it's way too easy to make fun of.



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Mon, 2006-05-08 20:51

What the fuck is he doing?



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Mon, 2006-05-08 21:34

See, the core belief of Scientologists is that we all have bits and pieces of bad souls, or "thetans" in us.

Now of course, the only way to get rid of those darn thetans is to have someone ask you a whole bunch of questions while they have you hooked up to a lie detector, or "e-meter."

This practice is called "auditing" and it costs anywhere from $100 an hour to well over $1000 an hour. But it's a small price to pay to rid yourself thetans!



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Tue, 2006-05-09 02:06

yea, scientologys gotten pretty fucked up. a good way to blow money. that episode of south park nailed it.



Diptera's picture
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Tue, 2006-05-09 05:36

Where's the Reverend Jones when you need him …



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Wed, 2006-05-10 15:49

Now it would seem that one of my online friends is interested in becoming a Scientologist.



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Wed, 2006-05-10 15:50

WTF? Home come I'm not posting as MasterMind anymore? I used to be able to log in with Angry_Jerk and post as MasterMind. Hmm...



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Thu, 2006-05-11 00:46

MrEricSir wrote:
MasterMind wrote:
I just visited the site. It seems Xenu.net is an anti-Scientology site.

Exactly, that's why I assumed Scientology/Dianetics/Religious Technology Centre didn't own the copyright to the image.

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Speaking of Travolta, he asked a hotel in NY to turn off the music everytime he walked intot he hotel leaveing the rest of the guests without music.

That's pretty stupid if you ask me. He did it because of Scientology.

The problem with Scientology is it's way too easy to make fun of.



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Sat, 2006-05-13 03:29

science is never wrong