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I disagree.

I'm a vegetarian...

twinklestar wrote:

I'm a vegetarian...

I'm a carnitarian. As in I've come to realize I feel best when I get a good amount of meat in my diet.

The average vegetarian has twice as much odor producing bacteria in their mouth than the average meat eater. That said, I am also a vegetarian.

Meat's nasty. But not as nasty as the way you meat eaters smell.

Listen, I'm sure that the amount of smelliness is directly proportional to the amount of meat consumed. So not all people who eat meat smell REALLY bad. Eeuuuuh... end of defense.

Diptera wrote:

So not all people who eat meat smell REALLY bad.

Oh yea, really nasty.

Garlic farts are the worst.

OK, I was gonna bring up the fart thing, but I thought you'd say that the FART doesn't make the person's smell, it's the BO. But dude, the worst is when your vegetarian friend eats cheese and farts and tries to pretend he didn't, rather than just leaving the room for a second! That's the worst for me.

Cheese farts are gross too. Almost enough to justify veganism.

For the record, I've had some nasty garlic belches but I've never heard of garlic farts.

Yeah, garlic breath is pretty raunchy unless the others have eaten garlic as well, which would make them temporarily invulnerable.

Yummy, garlic. Actually the best cure for bad breath is chewing parsley god bless brainiac

Oh there's my ham.