[Myspace] also functions as a "meat market" for pedophiles to search for secretly fat 16 year old girls and camwhores who take it in the ass. As a program, it's a lethargically coded piece of shit. As a concept, it is a scourge on the entire human race and the epitome of western insolence.
You should detail the truth about Facebook. It's not just a harmless little meat market like Myspace; through Facebook's "Pulse" function, the Conspiracy tracks the most popular trends and interests among the ephemeral 14- to 25-year old age group. This data is transmitted back to headquarters, and is then fed into demonic MWOWM computers for analysis and refinement; the results are then extrapolated into the past and future to enable the Conspiracy to know the EXACT PROPERTIES of the next new fad product/music/tvshow/book/organization/politicalview, BEFORE THE FAD EVEN EXISTS! This ability to predict fads before they happen is of course only the first step...the NEXT is far more sinister: MIND CONTROL!
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The truth about Myspace -- revealed at last.
From some site called Encyclopaedia Dramatica:
[Myspace] also functions as a "meat market" for pedophiles to search for secretly fat 16 year old girls and camwhores who take it in the ass. As a program, it's a lethargically coded piece of shit. As a concept, it is a scourge on the entire human race and the epitome of western insolence.
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See also: ED's entry on Tom