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Mon, 2006-01-02 23:37

Post weird news items in this thread.

I'll get things started here. A guy trained his cat to call 911 in case of an emergency. And it worked.
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Tue, 2006-01-03 22:37

Some woman "married" a dolphin.
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Peeves's picture
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Wed, 2006-01-04 11:01

That's total bullshit, if you'd bothered to read the damn article you'd know she didn't marry the dolphin -- she merely proclaimed her love for it.



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Thu, 2006-01-05 16:10

binladens daughter is hot

she was on t.v a few days ago on newsround



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Fri, 2006-01-06 00:02

That's weird. Post a pic!



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Sat, 2006-01-07 00:28

Reload a web page, go to jail. It's the law, and it's a felony.



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Sat, 2006-01-07 02:29

If his daughter is hot, then she's definitely adopted.



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Sat, 2006-01-07 08:35

We've finally entered the age in which a man can have a chocolate copy of his penis.



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Sat, 2006-01-07 13:27

thats sad man who wud wana do that ? :I



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Sat, 2006-01-07 14:56

It makes a great handout if you're a pedophile.



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Sat, 2006-01-07 18:24

lol yh but unfortunately im not xP



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Mon, 2006-01-09 12:55

Whats the use?



MrEricSir's picture
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Tue, 2006-01-10 00:57

A mutant cyclops kitten was born in Oregon, and died shortly after.



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Tue, 2006-01-10 01:30
MrEricSir wrote:

A mutant cyclops kitten was born in Oregon, and died shortly after.

After my mean comments, this is really making me sad.



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Tue, 2006-01-10 04:50

Ohhh! That cat is SO cute!

I'm sad he died too. :(



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Wed, 2006-01-11 02:43

Smells like cancer in here! Woof woof.



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Fri, 2006-01-13 22:21

Thats actually pretty cool, but sad about the cat.



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Sun, 2006-01-29 08:50

Ever thought about taking your vandalism to the professional level?

'Cause Amsterdam needs vandals to test their new vandal-proof subway.

Now's your chance!



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Tue, 2006-01-31 15:08

Turns out rap is much older than you thought.

Hammertime!



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Tue, 2006-01-31 18:29

Jonathon "The Impaler," a Satanist vampire running for governor in Minnesota, was just arrested for...

...two felony counts from Indiana, said Mike Smith, the Mille Lacs County jail administrator. One warrant was for escape, another for stalking.

Jonathon "The Impaler" has an official website as well as a MySpace Profile.



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Thu, 2006-02-02 15:30

It says here they have robotic deer now.



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Wed, 2006-02-08 18:45

Some Trekkie went bankrupt making his appartment look like Star Trek Voyager.



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Thu, 2006-02-16 15:03

Damn kids and their counterfeiting schemes.



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Fri, 2006-02-17 23:17

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Sun, 2006-02-19 04:44

Like eating animal penises? You'll love this new restaurant.



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Sun, 2006-02-19 18:49

That animal penises thing is terrible, I mean, anyone here who'd do that? I wouldn't not even if I ate meat.



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Fri, 2006-04-07 08:23
MrEricSir wrote:

A mutant cyclops kitten was born in Oregon, and died shortly after.

The cat's dead body is now being used to teach creationism (link contains yummy dead-cat photo).



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Sat, 2006-04-08 06:15
MrEricSir wrote:

Ever thought about taking your vandalism to the professional level?

'Cause Amsterdam needs vandals to test their new vandal-proof subway.

Now's your chance!

Those Dutch are so wacky and progressive. That's why I want to move there!



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Sat, 2006-04-08 09:32
Diptera wrote:

Those Dutch are so wacky and progressive. That's why I want to move there!

Do they listen to progressive rock?



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Mon, 2006-04-10 06:35
MrEricSir wrote:

Some Trekkie went bankrupt making his appartment look like Star Trek Voyager.

Oh fucking god!! Is this guy serious? The poor man must have gone crazy when his wife left him. Or possibly the other way around.



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Thu, 2006-04-13 04:18

It was worth every penny. If you don't believe me look at the photos on his website for yourself.