This thread is to tell other Demonic Limeys what you aren't wearing.

I'm not wearing a bee suit, which I make sure to do for an hour every day.

So you're not dressed like this guy?

I'm not wearing chainmail scarf. It wouldn't keep me very warm.

Also: I'm not not wearing clothes, so I'm not not not naked.

I'm not wearing a sock. I have one on; one off.

MrEricSir wrote:

Also: I'm not not wearing clothes, so I'm not not not naked.

Hey this isn't a whole lot of other languages aside from English, you can't construct sentences like that!

Also, I'm not wearing a short skirt that shows the bottom of my butt cheeks.

I'm not wearing a girly kimono and fake glasses with nose and moustache. Not both, anyway!

You're not wearing ( a girly kimono and fake glasses. )

Therefore by DeMorgan's law, you're wearing ( not a girly kimono ) or you're wearing ( not a pair of fake glasses. )

i am not wearing a look of smug self-satisfaction on my face.

MrEricSir wrote:

You're not wearing ( a girly kimono and fake glasses. )

Therefore by DeMorgan's law, you're wearing ( not a girly kimono ) or you're wearing ( not a pair of fake glasses. )

!kimono xor !glasses

i am not wearing a wife apron or a mom hat.

I'm not wearing a preservative and I think I caught that STD I always wanted!

I'm not wearing the socks that I'm not wearing.

I'm not wearing a scuba diving suit for sexual pleasure.

I'm not wearing David Bowie's robot exoskeleton.

I'm not wearing a fake sumo wrestler suit that makes moving around really really hard.

i'm not wearing a diaper. i'm a big kid now!

I'm not wearing a styrofoam sex suit. But I did come up with the idea while eating some takeout from a styrofoam container. Come on, that weird grindy noise every time you move would be awesome.

Could you attach some balloons for extra fun sounds?

Oh yeah, balloon rubbing and popping is way hot.

I just realized I'm not wearing my organs inside-out.

It's a good thing.

Also: no bra.

Dat's hot.

i'm not wearing saftey goggles, latex gloves, or a lab coat.

Im not wearing my birthday suit, a good thing.

^ What about under your clothes?

i'm not wearing a purple toupee.