I really like the movie Burrito Patrol. Burrito patrol is about a bunch of Mexicans who jump the border every day into the US and than get thrown back to Mexico. They come up with the Burrito Patrol and what they do is find Border Guards and they kidnap them. After they kidnap them they put them in cages with poop and toilets run on them. The Merxicans than let other Mexicans in and it really funny movie. I like the part when the Burrito Patrol takes a poop in the Rio Grande and a swimmer comes up and is like "ey don't poop where I must swim I dont poop where you swim gringo." Than the US Border patrol and the Burrito Patrol play games and the Buritto Patrol pulls guards pants down when he play basketball and Buritto Patrol winds the games and at they let all Mexicans through. Really good movie.

Dear Ricard (aka Retardo),

It's not at all fucking embarrassing to talk about that much of a moronic movie in public. So keep it up!

You no like Burrito Patrol gringo?

bougalou wrote:

It's not at all fucking embarrassing to talk about that much of a moronic movie in public.

We're in public?

*puts pants on*

I wear no pants in store

ok so here is a movie poster for the Burrito Patrol now you can go watch it gringos.

OMG, that's like totally my favorite movie ever!

here are quotes from movie:
Border Guard#1: Well well Don lookie here we got us some Mexican'ts doin' a lil hot dance cross this here border
Border Guard#2: Yeah boy el Burrito Patrol's more like it
Javier: Ey Caramba gringo for second time this week we let YOU catch US!
Juan: El Gringo so fat he like overstuffed jalapenio popper, ey esay what you call gringo guard with half brain? Gifted
Border Guard#1: Listen up here you spic fuck if it were up to me I'd shove this here gun barrel here so far up your taco shittin' ass you taste lead everytime you eat out some cheap 10 cent tijuana senorita
Javier: No you listen esay first day I make accross US border I find gringo to screw with no condom and when she have gringo baby in hospital with no health insurance we ditch out on 120,000 Peso health bill so gringo tax payer like you pay for all of us and there no damn thing you can do about it (spits on ground next to border guard boot)

Some more quotes from the movie:

Border Guard 1: Hey Earl! Wanna hear a joke?
Border Guard 2: Sure!
Border Guard 1: Why did the gringo fail English class?
Border Guard 2: I dunno, George. Why?
Border Guard 1: He forgot to bring his ese'!
Border Guard 2: Hyuck hyuck hyuck! Say, is that MasterMind over there?
Border Guard 1: Yeah, it is! And it looks like he's drop-kicking some gringo!
Border Guard 2: That's not just any gringo! That's Ricardo!
Border Guard 1: He must have made another stupid post on Demon Lime again.
Border Guard 2: Let's go join MasterMind!
Border Guard 1: w00t!

hey gringo dont make fun of burrito patrol and dont make fun of me! Stupid gringo I have no health insurance so when I get sick and go to hospital gringos like you pay for my hospital stay ahahaha! And I get gringo wellfare from your gringo pocket.

***Deleted Scene from Burrito Patrol***
Juan: Hola seniorita mmmmm let me lick some more gringo taco
Javier: You suck better than last time I saw you at Donkey show in Tijuana
Pablo: You make me so hot gringo girl
Mastermind's girlfriend: Now now boys don't pull out just yet we still have 20 mins until my stupid boyfriend mastermind comes home. If I get pregnant today I just tell him another lie. Don't stop now boys ph yesssssssss!

Your overuse of the word "Gringo" leads me to believe that you are not really Mexican or Hispanic.

And also, I don't have a girlfriend anymore. So you must have fucked my ex. This is my ex:

She's the one on the left.

Here's another picture of my ex:

Some more pictures of Shamu, er, my ex:

Have you regretted making the joke about fucking her yet?

MasterMind wrote:

Your overuse of the word "Gringo" leads me to believe that you are not really Mexican or Hispanic.

I can use Google image search too...

no I pretty sure it was no her. They never count purple ripples in her fat folds and they no seduce her with chili cheese fries or doughnuts. Hey you have another picture of your ex girlfriend? I could no see her too fat she took up whole picture. How much you pay her or how much food you give her?

Show us a picture of the girl you fucked then. She was the last girlfriend I had.

Very, very offensive.

The girl? Tell me about it...

fine you fucker I show you last girl who was wit Ricard

Her name is Diana and she work at Dollar Store. She 23 in this picture. This picture she give me last month. She look better than your picture of John Goodman.

Ricard wrote:

She look better than your picture of John Goodman.

yes masterminds ex wife look like john goodman. But my last seniorita from general dollar very sexy latina.

Ricard, if Burrito Patrol doesn't actually exist, you'd better be filming it right now, because I want to see it.

MasterMind wrote:

Your overuse of the word "Gringo" leads me to believe that you are not really Mexican or Hispanic.

Diptera wrote:

In a similar vein, how do we know those are really pictures of your ex-girlfriend?

If I were lying, don't you think I would have used pictures of someone who wasn't a whale?

Ricard wrote:

yes masterminds ex wife look like john goodman. But my last seniorita from general dollar very sexy latina.

Ex-wife? WTF? I'm only 18. I've never been married, dipshit.

What term did you Google to find that picture?

If you really are Hispanic (which I doubt,) then you really are one dumb spic.

MasterMind wrote:

If I were lying, don't you think I would have used pictures of someone who wasn't a whale?

I no use google want see more picture of her? She actually fit into picture hahaha

Ricard, I'm sorry to say that your grammatical skills have steadily declined over the course of this forum topic. Please see me after class.

You mean he had them to begin with?

buttholes

Your mom. LOL, pwn3d.