Message to y'all

El Doggio
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Joined: 2006-09-16
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Tue, 2006-09-19 05:05

Gots me a message just tonight,
Line fo' line it said, "aight:"
"It'd be tight if you could write"
"Some shit fo' this very site."

Mothafucka yo' betta believe that shit,
Or it's yo' fuckin' throat I slit.
No the L. Dawg, he ain't kiddin' bitch,
Could flip yo' neck down like a switch.


   

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MrEricSir
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Wed, 2006-09-20 04:14

Yes that's basically what my message said, except it didn't rhyme.



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Diptera
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Thu, 2006-09-21 23:04

You're not going to take credit for that amazing rhyme?



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Angry_Jerk
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Thu, 2006-09-21 23:27

L. Dawg, man, shut the fuck up
Actin' like a big dog, but you just a pup
Chill out Scrappy, fall back a while
Weak ass rhymes worse than that shitty movie 8 Mile
You suck, you should just quit
You fail at life, your lyrics ain't shit



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MrEricSir
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Fri, 2006-09-22 00:23

PWND!!



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Angry_Jerk
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Fri, 2006-09-22 10:49

Honestly, any idiot can write a rap.



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bougalou
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Fri, 2006-09-22 13:08

At Taco Bell, any idiot can rite a wrap also.



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Angry_Jerk
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Fri, 2006-09-22 13:14

You'd be surprised. I find that some of those idiots can't make a simple fajita.



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metalbaz
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Fri, 2006-09-22 15:44

El Doggio, has better grammar than you.



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Diptera
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Fri, 2006-09-22 19:24

metalbaz wrote:
El Doggio, has better grammar than you.

^ And you're the judge of grammar?



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I_love_HP
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Joined: 2006-07-27
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Fri, 2006-09-22 21:01

Here's a rap me and Twinklestar wrote in 6th grade:

Anna Öhman you Swedish bitch

Anna Öhman you such a witch

Anna Öhman you geek wanna be

You dropped outta high school 'cause you got worse than a D

Anna Öhman yo art really sucks

Anna Öhman you ran out of luck

Anna Öman yo haircut's really bad

And hell, yo face is just really sad

Go spammers! Go spammers! (Twinklestar made up that retarded part)

Anna Öhman yo parents kicked you out

And if I was yo mamma I would without a doubt

Anna Öhman yo such a hothead

It can burn through lead

From Sweden to England you haven't changed a bit. Anna Öhman, yo still a lil shit!

YEAH!!



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twinklestar
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Fri, 2006-09-22 21:20

yeah, and you still sing it everyday.



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I_love_HP
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Fri, 2006-09-22 21:22

No, I don't sing it everyday. The thing I do everyday is the "Humina Humina" thing.  SPAMMER!



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Dr Fuck
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Sat, 2006-09-23 00:50

Very, very offensive!



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Angry_Jerk
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Sun, 2006-09-24 00:33

Agreed.



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Qevosk
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Sun, 2006-10-08 03:10

"Got worse than D?"

As in, the high school of Still-Using-An-Elementary-School-Based-Marking-System?



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EULÀLIA
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Joined: 2006-10-08
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Sun, 2006-10-08 03:13

Eulàlia never gets worse than a D.



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