Real gangstas ain't steppin'

El Doggio's picture
Joined: 2006-09-16
Posts: 12
Sat, 2006-09-16 21:29

Real gangstas never step to the L. Dawg,
Mothafucka's that do, it be their last draw.

One time I cut a nigga's nads off with one hand,
An' with th' otha I was killin' his brotha.

That's how yo' mothafuckin' life will go,
If yo' mess with L. Dawg's flow,
Betta step back fo' sho'
I cut you up like Van Gogh.


   

Epershandrea's picture
Joined: 2006-05-28
Posts: 936
Sat, 2006-09-16 22:45

I've never heard a real gangsta say "nads" before...



MrEricSir's picture
Joined: 2005-10-19
Posts: 2571
Sun, 2006-09-17 00:45

I ain't steppin'. Does that make me a real gangsta?



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sun, 2006-09-17 21:01

Your shit's weak
You fucking reek
Look at your nose, it looks like a damn beak
Don't step to Angry_Jerk, 'cause he don't play
He pwnz n00bs like you every day
Keep on fuckin' and you'll get layed flat
Pull out my TEC-9, RAT-TAT-TAT
Now fall back son, and never return
Check into the hospital for your 3rd degree burn



bougalou's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 693
Sun, 2006-09-17 23:29

Angry_Jerk is now the Bad-Ass most in Demon Lime, period and El Doggio is a wannabe



El Doggio's picture
Joined: 2006-09-16
Posts: 12
Mon, 2006-09-18 02:14

Angry Jerk, you a fucked up wigga,
Even ugly ass bitches wish yo' dick was bigga.
Get near me, it be yo' last breath,
Do yo'self a favor an' die like MacBeth.

This nigga here ain't fuckin' wit you,
TEC-9's fo' pussies, I waste yo' whole crew.
Burn me bitch an' I shoot you 'till yo' dead,
Yo' mothafuckin' corpse be filled wit' lead.



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Mon, 2006-09-18 11:14

El Doggio wrote:
Angry Jerk, you a fucked up wigga,
Even ugly ass bitches wish yo' dick was bigga.
Get near me, it be yo' last breath,
Do yo'self a favor an' die like MacBeth.

This nigga here ain't fuckin' wit you,
TEC-9's fo' pussies, I waste yo' whole crew.
Burn me bitch an' I shoot you 'till yo' dead,
Yo' mothafuckin' corpse be filled wit' lead.

 PWNED!!!!!



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Mon, 2006-09-18 11:14

Not.



Diptera's picture
Joined: 2006-01-25
Posts: 812
Mon, 2006-09-18 18:41

Something about El Doggio is suspicious -- so far he's made references to Van Gough and MacBeth, and had very nice capitalization and punctuation. An educated gangsta?



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Mon, 2006-09-18 20:26

Diptera wrote:
Something about El Doggio is suspicious -- so far he's made references to Van Gough and MacBeth, and had very nice capitalization and punctuation. An educated gangsta?

You took the words right out of my mouth.



Dr Mrs Fuck's picture
Joined: 2006-08-16
Posts: 37
Tue, 2006-09-19 05:58

Quote:
An educated gangsta?

No, he isn't.



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Tue, 2006-09-19 18:49

El Doggio wrote:
Angry Jerk, you a fucked up wigga,
Even ugly ass bitches wish yo' dick was bigga.
Get near me, it be yo' last breath,
Do yo'self a favor an' die like MacBeth.

This nigga here ain't fuckin' wit you,
TEC-9's fo' pussies, I waste yo' whole crew.
Burn me bitch an' I shoot you 'till yo' dead,
Yo' mothafuckin' corpse be filled wit' lead.

What's this bullshit I hear?
Gay ass rhymes comin' from a gay ass queer
I'm no wigga, that's for sure
I'm the king of kings, mother fucking NERDCORE
Only a retard wears gold on his teeth
Get ready, cuz my sword's coming outta its sheath
Mad ninja skills, I'm steady kreepin'
I don't sow, but I sure am reapin'
You think a TEC-9 sucks? Well check out this trick
I'll shoot your whole crew dead with my monster dick
Then I'll use my huge nuts to give you a teabaggin'
You'll be into it though cuz you like faggin'

Fall down now kid, cuz AJ's done playin'
A few months from now, people will be sayin'
"Remember when AJ pwn3d Doggio with his mad skillz?
Then smacked him in the face with a bunch of bills?
Angry_Jerk doesn't fuck, he shoots to kill.
Stay away from him, at least until you finish your will."
So get out now, lest you face my awesome wrath
You suck dicks like I suck in Math



I Love Simmons's picture
Joined: 2006-02-20
Posts: 22
Tue, 2006-09-19 20:41

Wow!  You guys are darn mean!

 

What you need is to stop fighting and get a good night's sleep on  SIMMONS BEAUTYREST mattress!  Yay! 



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Fri, 2006-09-22 10:53

Hey I Love Simmons, I went to my local matress store, and they didn't carry those Simmons Beauty Rest matresses.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Sun, 2006-10-08 03:14

This calls for a boycott.



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Sun, 2006-10-08 03:40

Kevosk wrote:

This calls for a boycott.

Kevosk is just another brick in the wall.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Sun, 2006-10-08 03:45

Um?



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Sun, 2006-10-08 11:29

Pink Floyd much?



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Sun, 2006-10-08 12:34

Angry_Jerk wrote:

What's this bullshit I hear?
Gay ass rhymes comin' from a gay ass queer
I'm no wigga, that's for sure
I'm the king of kings, mother fucking NERDCORE
Only a retard wears gold on his teeth
Get ready, cuz my sword's coming outta its sheath
Mad ninja skills, I'm steady kreepin'
I don't sow, but I sure am reapin'
You think a TEC-9 sucks? Well check out this trick
I'll shoot your whole crew dead with my monster dick
Then I'll use my huge nuts to give you a teabaggin'
You'll be into it though cuz you like faggin'

Fall down now kid, cuz AJ's done playin'
A few months from now, people will be sayin'
"Remember when AJ pwn3d Doggio with his mad skillz?
Then smacked him in the face with a bunch of bills?
Angry_Jerk doesn't fuck, he shoots to kill.
Stay away from him, at least until you finish your will."
So get out now, lest you face my awesome wrath
You suck dicks like I suck in Math

Wow!!!!!

fuckin hell that was wicked

wicked = cool, amazingo

wow that was so fuckin great man i have to say.



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Sun, 2006-10-08 12:35

Metalbaz you r a wuss.

yOU NEVER FINISH A FIGHT.



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Wed, 2006-10-11 00:09

gash wrote:

Metalbaz you r a wuss.

yOU NEVER FINISH A FIGHT.

I have a life.



Qevosk's picture
Joined: 2006-10-05
Posts: 2150
Wed, 2006-10-11 03:18

...

*COUGH*

...



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Wed, 2006-10-11 03:58

^ Are you choking on Bogalou's dick again?



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Wed, 2006-10-11 13:14

metalbaz wrote:
gash wrote:

Metalbaz you r a wuss.

yOU NEVER FINISH A FIGHT.

I have a life.

That's right metalballz keep telling yourself that.



metalbaz's picture
Joined: 2006-01-06
Posts: 331
Wed, 2006-10-11 20:47

gash wrote:
metalbaz wrote:
gash wrote:

Metalbaz you r a wuss.

yOU NEVER FINISH A FIGHT.

I have a life.

That's right metalballz keep telling yourself that.

Nah, I rather tell people about that embarassing thing you did last night at McDonad's, having romantic, hot-flavored, passionate sex with Ricard in the middle of night when you and Ricard where almost finshed with mopping people's bloody diarrhea off the bathroom floors, and suddenly decide it's time to populate the earth with retards such as yourselves. 



Gash's picture
Joined: 2006-09-09
Posts: 1350
Thu, 2006-10-12 17:28

No that was your mother.



Repochus's picture
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Posts: 291
Sat, 2006-10-14 23:57

Word...



Angry_Jerk's picture
Joined: 2006-01-01
Posts: 1217
Mon, 2006-10-16 21:32

MetalBalls seems to have a thing for describing other people having sex. That's the trademark of a virgin. Believe me, I know.