First things first. It turns out Alice and I had differing managerial visions, and our strategic alliance didn't work out as planned.

Alice wants to have a baby, but I already have three boys to care for. It's not that I don't like kids, it's that my actionionable list is already overflowing with high-priority todos.

After Alice broke up with me I was down and out for a week. But then I met Christina. She was one wild chick... at first.

Let me tell you a thing or two about Christina. We met in an orgy on Halloween in a house party. Christina wore a sexy tiger outfit. Like me, she has an MBA from a good private university.

I was head-over-heals in love -- for about a day.

Maybe Christina and I are too similar. Her wild streak ended on our first real date.

"About that the other night," she told me, referring to the party, "I think we have a lot of collective synergy. But please don't think I'm reprioritizing you on my action-item list."

Ouch! Well it looks like Neil is back to square one, guys. Catch you next time!