How to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of always hearing about how Israel is persecuting the Palestinians, or vise-versa. I have come up with the ultimate solution to this problem that will benefit both sides.
We should give the Israelis the state of Wyoming.
Wyoming has to be the most useless state in the Union. Have you ever heard of anything good to come out of Wyoming? I sure haven't. Here's what the state's website says about Wyoming:
Quote:
Of all the trout species of fish that can be found in Wyoming waters, only the cutthroat trout is native to Wyoming!
There are over 27,000 miles of fishable streams in Wyoming.
YAWN.
But anyway, if Israel was given Wyoming, everyone would be happy, except the residents of Wyoming, but they don't matter. Iran's president wouldn't be threatening to wipe Israel off the face of the map, and the Palestinians would have their land back. The people of America wouldn't care that they lost a state. Half of them don't even know Wyoming exists. And the Jews wouldn't be persecuted by the Arabs anymore, so they'd have no reason to invade neighboring countries. Hezbollah wouldn't have anyone to attack, so they'd focus on helping Lebanon improve.
Wyoming is useless. Man, I hate Wyoming.
Fri, 2006-12-15 16:59 
Stolen from Maddox, only he did Idaho and potatoes.
Good try though.