It's probably your diet. Eating the wrong foods can lead to these symptoms and many more.

And even if you eat the right foods, you need a proper balance in your diet.

I'm proud to be the first -- and only -- official dietitian here on Demon Lime. It's easy to eat right when you follow my healthful advice.

Time to see how much you know about health. For example, did you know...

• ...that eating too much broccoli can lead to heart worms?
  
  

• ...you're guaranteed to get colon cancer if you don't balance your green vegetables with the proper amount of napoleon ice cream?
  
  
• ...eating nothing but salt can reverse permanent brain disorders?

Look forward to seeing more of my great tips for better living through better eating in the coming weeks.

Until then, stay healthy and eat right!