What's your new year's resolution?

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Sun, 2006-12-31 18:41
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Eat fewer bugs.
15% (3 votes)
Start using toilet paper again.
25% (5 votes)
Have more abortions.
20% (4 votes)
Stay awake the entire year.
40% (8 votes)
Total votes: 20
Sun, 2006-12-31 21:54

What do you mean, start again?



Mon, 2007-01-01 01:40

I wanna make me stay up all night.
Yeah I do.



Mon, 2007-01-01 17:00

My new years resolution is to tell the truth...and I'll be honest with you guys I haven't been telling the absolute truth about myself. I'm not kevosk, but I am a part of him. I'm his very own guardian angelInnocent. That's right Kevosk I'm here to guide and bless you. I've blessed gash too because everyone thought I was her which conveyed her as a special person.



Mon, 2007-01-01 20:29

ImKevosk is gash?

Epershandrea is Deardeadly?

Eric has AIDS?



Mon, 2007-01-01 23:11

I really need to have more abortions. I can't believe I got away with only having 78 last year.



Tue, 2007-01-02 19:38

Kevosk wrote:
Epershandrea is Deardeadly?
Correction: Epershandrea was deardeadly.



Tue, 2007-01-02 22:49

John Paul II wrote:
I bless billy101.



Wed, 2007-01-03 02:08

Epershandrea wrote:
Kevosk wrote:
Epershandrea is Deardeadly?
Correction: Epershandrea was deardeadly.

Correction: your mom is fat, lol.



Wed, 2007-01-03 15:16

Imkevosk wrote:
I've blessed gash too because everyone thought I was her which conveyed her as a special person.
Aww thanx

Kevosk wrote:
ImKevosk is gash?
Get over yourself.



Wed, 2007-01-03 19:27

I'd be less convinced if ImKevosk didn't post whenever Gash was online.



Wed, 2007-01-03 20:10

Imkevosk wrote:
My new years resolution is to tell the truth...and I'll be honest with you guys I haven't been telling the absolute truth about myself. I'm not kevosk, but I am a part of him. I'm his very own guardian angelInnocent. That's right Kevosk I'm here to guide and bless you. I've blessed gash too because everyone thought I was her which conveyed her as a special person.

If you're his guardian angel then bloe uop my computer right now.



Wed, 2007-01-03 20:13

my nw yrs resolution is neither of da options, it is simply to forget about all da dickheads(or in my case 1dickhead) and move on ty undoubtly be pissd off by nw 1s, i also wnt 2 feel happy.



Wed, 2007-01-03 20:31

Kevosk wrote:
Correction: your mom is fat, lol.
*sniffle* But Kevosk, I sent you cookies! And I drew you a picture. I thought we were cool, man!



Wed, 2007-01-03 22:24

Epershandrea wrote:
Kevosk wrote:
Correction: your mom is fat, lol.
*sniffle* But Kevosk, I sent you cookies! And I drew you a picture. I thought we were cool, man!

we r so over!

P.S. They were really good cookies.



Wed, 2007-01-03 23:15

Were these the soft biscotti cookies? Because those were badass.



Thu, 2007-01-04 01:15

Aw, thanks guys!

Kevosk, I'm so glad they were still good after traveling for a week. It would have been sad if all that build-up was for a shitty box of crumbs.



Thu, 2007-01-04 01:33

Except for them being a bit dry, there was no problem.

Invincible cookies.

Srsly.



Thu, 2007-01-04 03:05

I need to witness these cookies. They may measure up to my mom's soft similar things (I don't know what Russians call their biscotti).



Fri, 2007-01-05 11:23

OMG so Kevosk really got cookies delivered to him? That takes the piss...I want cookies too. This is discrimination just because I live overseas. I demand Justice!



Fri, 2007-01-05 18:21

Gash, it would cost me at least 60 US dollars to ship a dozen cookies to you.



Sun, 2007-01-07 15:35

billy101 wrote:

Imkevosk wrote:
My new years resolution is to tell the truth...and I'll be honest with you guys I haven't been telling the absolute truth about myself. I'm not kevosk, but I am a part of him. I'm his very own guardian angelInnocent. That's right Kevosk I'm here to guide and bless you. I've blessed gash too because everyone thought I was her which conveyed her as a special person.

If you're his guardian angel then bloe uop my computer right now.

Billy hasn't anyone ever told you to be careful what you wish for?



Sun, 2007-01-07 21:53

Epershandrea wrote:
Gash, it would cost me at least 60 US dollars to ship a dozen cookies to you.

The only way to justify the shipping cost is to hide drugs in the cookies.



Wed, 2007-01-10 20:32

I cant wait to have abortion #36



Wed, 2007-01-10 20:34

Epershandrea wrote:
Gash, it would cost me at least 60 US dollars to ship a dozen cookies to you.

Can't mail food overseas.



Tue, 2007-01-23 02:22

 I can, but of course, I live in New Hampshire, the great state.