TMI LOL

TMI = Too Much Information?

Yeah. That one's passed into speaking too. Haven't you heard people say "WHOA! TMI!" in response to statements that violate personal boundaries?

Yeah, usually stuff about digestive problems or poo or crotch problems.

Or how people defecate into color-coded and timestamped containers which are then stored in the closet behind their closet, which is only accessed by trying on the right clothes in the right order. Not that I know anyone that does that. Blue works best for Mondays, because of the song you can always remember which day it's for by sight. I mean, hey, how about that?

The old well-organized poops in hidden subclosets game, eh?

It's purely hypothetical, I've never known anyone who does it!

I hate the way the diarrhea splashes onto the carpet when I screw the lid back on.