PollMaster wrote:

Know this story?

MrEricSir and Peeves are being asked by some guy what they'll do if the end of the world is coming in 24 hours.

MrEricSir claims that he'll fuck anything who moves.

Then, the guy "asks Peeves" what he'd do if the end of the world is coming in 24 hours and replies:

"I don't move!"

Isn't that an old joke? Sounds very familiar.

I would have a pizza and some ice cream, along with a big cup of tea afterwards. They normally make me feel bad but if I do all that right before I die, I'll have 'em fooled!

Tirobir wrote:

They normally make me feel bad but if I do all that right before I die, I'll have 'em fooled!

Not anymore, anyways.

bougalou wrote:

Know this story?

MrEricSir and Peeves are being asked by some guy what they'll do if the end of the world is coming in 24 hours.

MrEricSir claims that he'll fuck anything who moves.

Then, the guy "asks Peeves" what he'd do if the end of the world is coming in 24 hours and replies:

"I don't move!"

I heard that joke, but with different names and the second man said "Then I'll stand still."