i'm not really a hardcore killa, just a hardcore gut-puncha.

Is this really voting if we're just anonymously confessing?

Sure it is. Your anonymous confessions actually represent candidates in the next US presidential election.

I'll kick you in the crotch.

Actually the most violent thing I remember doing was circling around with this asshole in my middle school and getting in a nose shot. I punched his face about 5 times really fast.

I shot at a cop

yeah, he was blind though

A blind cop? How does that work?

Blind cop: "I'm sorry sir, please step out of the car."
Driver: "I'm ALREADY out of the car."

Dude, blind people have elevated senses. He would taste you getting out of the car. Smell your thoughts. Hear that skunky pot smell under your seat.

That smells positively synesthesthetic!

Your sentence looks very high-pitched to me.

Hah! **FIX0RED**

Blind cop = Ninja?