Dick Cheney is the man.

^ He's certainly a man.

Don't make me take you hunting with Dick.

No man! yo' mamma is!

I voted for Dick Cheney.

I couldn't vote for Penis Cheney at the last election in 2004 before I'm a Canadian citizen and don't have the right to vote in the USA. But thanks to this nifty little poll, I could finally vote for my personal hero.

Nevertheless, the main choice I would have if I need to call someone when something strange happens in my neighborhood is Peeves because he is the man! Although this mother fucker isn't on demonlime anymore and it starts to suck balls big time! 

Tirobir wrote:

Don't make me take you hunting with Dick.

Hey, come now. Mistaking pheasants for people is a very common mistake!

He thought they were hunting peasants, like he and Pinky do every day.

The answer is very obvious as I am typing it in right now. 

I made a movie about Dick Cheney and him shooting someone. It got 4 stars and 2 thumbs up. It was only released in Yemen.

Ask still uses me in Yemen, what a coincidence.

lol. I want a bicycle bicycle, bicycle, no wait it's I want to ride my bici.

Jeeves do they use bikes in yemen?

(Tirobir that is NOT a racist comment, please don't kill me)

I EAT THE POLICE!

You eat anything!

Not ImDiptera.

Or penis, on opposite day.

My penis is exploding with joy. Want some joy?

If you have excess joy, you should certainly spread it around.

<3

Tirobir wrote:

My penis is exploding with joy. Want some joy?

You mean cum.

No mine has joy. It's magical.

Tirobir poops fairy dust.

Fairy dust as in cocaine, or just actual fairy dust?

Just plain old, everyday fairy dust.

Oh, okay.

I have too much awesome. It's an affliction.

correction: It's an obsession.

You can't be obsessed with having a trait. That doesn't make any sense.

It does in Britain, Mr. I-have-fairy-dust-coming-out-of-my-freaking-ass.

*poot poot* *windchimes*