Yeah, coke has 100 percent!!!

Coke. This isn't up for debate.

I guess Coke, but blegh to both of them.

deardeadly wrote:

I guess Coke, but blegh to both of them.

Not a soda fan?

No, I like water. It takes 36 glasses of water to clear your body of one Coke.

I have cast my invisible vote for the invisible Root Beer. Cola is my least favorite soda.

I have found that invisible root beer doesn't have quite the same taste as the visible kind.

Out of sodas, I like dr. pepper, whole foods' 365 soda (no caffeine, corn syrup, or funky acids), coke, and cherry coke. I tend to get diet and caffeine free. The sugar and the lab-extracted caffeine in those make me feel sick. Oh, and let's not forget Pepsi Clear.

I used to be obsessed with Mtn. Dew. Now there's a soda that'll make you feel sick!

Tirobir wrote:

Out of sodas, I like dr. pepper, whole foods' 365 soda (no caffeine, corn syrup, or funky acids), coke, and cherry coke. I tend to get diet and caffeine free. The sugar and the lab-extracted caffeine in those make me feel sick. Oh, and let's not forget Pepsi Clear.

billy101 wrote:

Wasn't it crystal Pepsi?

Looks like you're right. Pepsi Clear was a newer idea that didn't materialize. Crystal Pepsi really reminded me of cough syrup, that's what I do remember.

All modern energy drinks want to be just like Surge. But there is no other Surge.

ytcracker wrote:

Drinks these days don't have that punch.

Now I gotta drink 7-up for lunch

I remember surge, I actually still have many surge cans left,I'm selling them all when I retire. Damn whoever decided to cancel surge.

Coke is my choice, then Dr. Pepper - but I find it kind of upsetting that you're drinking a bubbly black/deep brown concoction. It's like coffee with too much sugar/caramel/carbon dioxide.

Fine, I pick Pepsi because it sounds like peepee.

I love Dr. Pepper.

I drink too much fucking soda. I drink at least four 20 oz. bottles each day, sometimes more.

Kinda off topic here, but who came up with the idea for ounce to be spelled oz?

Yeah! And why does lb mean pound?

deardeadly wrote:

Yeah! And why does lb mean pound?

deardeadly wrote:

Yeah! And why does lb mean pound?

That one I remember, it's from Latin "libra." Which is why I usually say that my astrological sign means I'm going to be fat. Libras were pound units in ol' Roma.

Here's oz.:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/oz.

Onza from Italian, apparantly. But what does ounce mean?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ounce

A twelfth of one. Nifty.

Oh, but check this:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/inch

Inch is a cognate of ounce.

I hope this post teaches you guys to ask ponderous questions when I'm around. :P

Tirobir, can I keep you around as my personal encyclopedia/dictionary/translator? I'll pay you in cookies.

K.

Don't ask me stuff about sports, though, my brain has selectively tossed it out. You know which team is my favorite? The one where the players change constantly so it's not a solid unit anyway.

YEAH YEAH GO CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM

http://www.CityNameSportsTeam.com/

Damn you, Eric, I haven't wanted to buy novelty items in a long time, but now you've ruined THAT!

Also:
"If you buy large t-shirts, then you should purchase an extra-large jersey. If you fit into a XXX-large t-shirt, then you should buy a new body because, dear Christ, you're fucking fat and disgusting as hell."

Don't blame me. Blame Lowtax.

CityNameSportsTeam.com wrote:

SUPER SERVICE: Every time you place an order, your penis will grow by two inches and your face will suddenly stop being so greasy. I am kidding of course; there's no way your face could be less greasy.

So, first he insults you by insinuating that you have oily skin then switches it to an insult on how dry your skin is?

Internal consistency is a little too advanced for the SomethingAwful writers, I'm afraid.

They're not called awful for nothing.