Stop bumping my head against these bricks just to get some stupid coins
Ow! My %$ head hurts like hell. You keep bumping it against these bricks just to get some stupid coins.
But if I can't buy aspirin with these coins, what good is all this money? I can't even get a beer to dull the pain. Is that so much to ask for? A damn beer?
I think I may have a concussion. Can't you see I'm in pain here? Don't you get it? Stop hitting jump while I'm under bricks!
I think I feel a migraine coming on. Screw it, I'm plunging down this bottomless pit to my death. And there's nothing you can do to stop me, Player B. NOTHING!
HA HA HA! Redemption, here I come!
I can see why you've been banned after posting this. http://www.demonlime.com/user/sprite_man