That's not a lake I can swim in
Look, I don't know how to put this nicely. See that lake? I can't swim there. Hell, even dipping my feet in would be instant death.
Maybe it's piranhas. Maybe that lake is polluted. To tell you the truth I don't know why I can't swim there.
What makes you keep trying to put me in that lake? Do you want me to die? Or are you just stupid?
And yes I know, the last level was a water level and it looked exactly like this deadly lake. Looks can be deceiving. Get over it.
You'd better watch it, Player 2. I only have one life left and then it's game over.
Wed, 2006-11-15 23:13 
Touching.