The oceans are undrinkable
Have you ever tasted the ocean?
I did. It made me sick; physically sick because the ocean filled with slime and bacteria; and mentally sick because these so-called "oceans" waste over half the surface of our planet!
Who thought blanketing the planet with foul-tasting water was good idea? Not me.
Our resources are limited
As the population of our planet increases, we must put our limited resources to good use. It's time to solve the ocean problem once and for all.
This valuable space could -- and should -- be converted into usable space, such as carpet factories, landfills, and bottled water plants.
The time is now.
Let's build a cleaner, more drinkable future for generations to come. Let us pave over these wasteful bodies of water we call "oceans."
Thank you.
I love your plan. Let's get started right away.